-My reset key is all worn out..
-What I love about it is the funny friendly paperclip
-Great man.. He first coded DOS and then he discovered the internet
-I think that the internet crashed yesterday.
-New Windows?? Yeah.. After all I needed some new RAM
-What's an OS without build-in themes
-I want to use my machine to the maximum of its capabilities but I can't make my third mouse button to work.
-Look look.. I'm running TWO programs at the same time.. It hasn't crashed yet.. REALLY
-Sometimes the ctrl alt del doesn't seem to work
-WHY don't they just put Word in the kernel. I have to load it myself everytime
-I aint worry about Y2K... I've got Windows
-I'm running my Symantec Anti-Virus first thing I do 1\1\2000... I heard there is a virus around.
-So do I HAVE to use the keyboard to write a Word?
-Sorry.. my mouse is broken so my machine is useless
-And the great thing about it is that you can do it on the fly after rebooting
-Why are they calling it Blue Screen Of Death? Nobody died.. I just rebooted.. big deal
-C'mon man.. You know how I feel about the keyboard... Can't I just use Enter for my password?
-WHO ERASED MY WORD FILE... I go to Start->Documents and its not anywhere to be found
-Say WHAT?? What is that kernel thingie... don't know what you're talking about. I just go to Start->Programs and I'm on the road..
-Yeah.. nice IDE but I still have to use the thing with all these keys on it
-IMNSHO the greatest invention of the 20th century is the mouse
-CPU??? Is that in the big white box? What is that for?
-Why would anyone like to buy a computer without a joystick.
-It didn't crash.. it just stuck..
-Crash?? And why is that a problem. It's so simple you silly. You just press this white button.. and VOILA
-It's all blury in the screen. You said to put my MOUTH in the icon wright?
-There's a trap in Win32. Go to Start->Shutdown and choose "Restart in MSDOS mode". It will then crash with a black screem saying "C:\>"
-I got this blue file on my disk..(meaning the color of the its icon)
-Drag-n-Drop is just great.. You can like.. copy files and stuff
-I get a great copying method. Start->Programs->Word. File->Open... File->Save As.. and VOILA.
-I'm rooting for Gates for the Nobel Peace Prize. He brought people close together. Great MAN.
-I've got a great blue file on my disk..(meaning the color of the its icon)
-Drag-n-Drop is just great.. You can like.. copy files and stuff
-I have a great copying method. Start->Programs->Word. File->Open... File->Save As.. and VOILA.
-I'm rooting for Gates for the Nobel Peace Prize. He brought people close together. Great MAN.
-It must have been me. It couldn't have just crashed on its own
-I find Windows difficult to understand. They should have more icons and less words to read